I just want to say hello to ALL YOU SHIT-EATING ASSHOLES out there. I hate each and everyone of you in my own special way. For today, I think I'll mercilessly taunt someone's stupid 'blog'. Everyone check this shit out, yo: http://cuteness.pitas.com/

Hello there, Noe. I hate you.

Why? Let's see. First off, you obviously have a lot of cargo room in your skull. Great job. Keep it up, cowboy. I bet if you continue breathing deeply when you burn plastic that extra cargo space will just get bigger and bigger.

Yaoi-friendly, huh? Well, for our uniformed readers, yaoi is a crafty Japanese term designed to obscure what the fuck they are talking about. It's not so much a REAL word as it is a euphemism. If you are unfamiliar with the term (Hi Noe!), I'll just give you the dictionary.com definition: The act or an example of substituting a mild, indirect, or vague term for one considered harsh, blunt, or offensive: “Euphemisms such as ‘slumber room’... abound in the funeral business”. Got that? Okay. Now yaoi is a easy-to-ignore word that generally refers to taking male characters from Japanese animation productions who in their source material were straight as an arrow and making them fuck other male characters in the ass. It doesn't matter WHAT character, just as long as they were male and wanted nothing more than a nice warm pussy. Next thing you know they've got their dick stuck in the anus of some sweaty guy from Dragon Ball Z. The great thing about this is that it is COMPLETELY FUCKING UNAUTHORIZED.

While I'm at it, great web design there, fucker. I love how the femmey-looking glass jawed pussy on the right is making it impossible to read the text there. Good job.

Another thing... let's talk about the quotes on this shitty 'blog'. 99.999999999% percent of them are from shitty vampire novels. For the rest, well... Here's a real great Quote of the Hour: 'Crawling in my skin/These wounds they will not heal.' Yes, website, that sure is a fucking profound Linkin Park quote. Very deep and thought provoking. YOU ARE MORON!

Let's let the Eat Tokyo! crew take it from here!

Bren McGuire says, "Linkin SUCK! I sadly saw them live when I went to see Deftones."
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo says, "Linkin Park izt lame."
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo says, "This website is run by brain dead teenage girls. As much as I love females and their many splendored body parts, brainless teenage girls need to GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET."
Bren McGuire says, "What the fuck is it actually about? Or I'm i just not looking closely enough?"
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo says, "We need to put up some kind of Internet version of Ellis Island so we can keep the scum from moving here."
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo thinks it's some stupid teenage girls ranting about whatever they feel like ranting about. They seem to enjoy hentai were two male characters who were straight in the anime they were from suddenly become gay and fuck each other in the ass. They also seem to enjoy Linkin Park and stupid gothy vampire bullshit nonsense.
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo says, "I like how you can't read the text on the sidebar thanks to that femmey-looking pussy guy."
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo has some Japanese for these assholes.
Bren McGuire knows someone like that, he's fat and has an afro and pretends his black. On his bag he's wrote like Cannibal Corpse, Lucifer Satan's Private Army et cetera. We think he makes them up.
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo says, "Ready? Here we go. Hon'ya ni chitsu ga imasu yo."
Bren McGuire says, "You are queer?"
Bren McGuire, "Actually he has Cannibal CorpseS on his bag."
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo says, "Well, the band is called Cannibal Corpse. Singular."
HYBRID MOTHRA BRITNEY SPEARS XXX DEATH FIST! Servo says, "The vagina is at the bookstore, you know."

That's right, bitches. Hon'ya ni chitsu ga imasu yo.