Please Save The Children... Don't Go Here

God.

Just... yuck. Whoever you are, I have news for you: we don't care about your stupid problems. I'm struggling to get to a fucking plain Jane public university, and when I'm there, I might not even be able to pay for it. You think I give a fuck whether or not you get into Carnegie Mellon? I don't give a fuck if you wasted a lot of time applying to this brilliant, super expensive school or that brilliant, super expensive school. Some of us clawed our way up, spitting and bleeding just to get where we are. Some of us don't have the chance to go to a super expensive school and never will.

You think you got problems? Get back to us when your mother dies when you're 12 years old. Get back to us when one of your best friends dies just before finishing high school. Get back to us when some lunatic plots out a crazy ass way to set snipers in strategic positions at your community college, mowing down people left and right. Get back to us when you can't get a job, and can't afford to fix the brakes on your car and have to stop driving it. Get back to us when you're trapped in a simmering hellhole away from anything you've ever known and loved, and your only way out is a school that you hate almost as much as the town you're in.

Piss off, bitch.