Oh yeah, and I was reading our old archives and following the links to all the old 'blogs' we made fun of to see if they linked to us. Guess what? The vast majority of them no longer exist! I guess they took our advice and destroyed their 'blogs'! I just want to thank each and every one of you former 'blog' authors who destroyed your 'blogs' for helping to keep the Internet clean and to reduce the amount of pollution. I truly laud you and I take back the nasty things I said about you.

For those of you that chose not to remove your shitty excuses for websites, I wish for the opportunity to stomp on your maggot-eaten corpse. But I'll change that opinion if you just remove your 'blog' and never put it back up again. Really. Honest. It's that easy to get in good with me!

And for all of our readers, I want you to know that I love you all, even when you sign me up for spam lists, send me the occasional hate mail, or try to buy toys I don't even own. We may all giggle about your emails on Eat Tokyo! for a while, but we do love you.