Holy fucking shit, Batman!

We have FANS.

Truly, this is a sign of the apocalypse. Behold:

Date: Sat, 12 Oct 2002 19:47:35 -0400
From: Katy Lannan [email address withheld b/c we like her]
Subject: your blog
To: ginrai@masterforce.org

UMM CNN does suck! Very awesome blog.. Awesome enough blogger made it one to check out! Anyway, you rock thought i'd let ya know!

Katy

Well, Katy, I'm both astonished and pleased by your post. Why? Well, we've gotten lots of hate mail over our little anti-blog, but this is absolutely the first bit of fan mail. Katy, you are the shit. We like you very much. By the way, do you mean to tell me that blogger.com listed our anti-blog as a 'blog' to check out? That's mystifying and proof that there is an Orban.

In further news of the astounding, our anti-blog has rated a 9.7 currently on Blog Hot Or Not, of 70-something-or-other votes. That's 9.7 out of 10. That means people are finally realizing what steaming piles of pig vomit 'blogs' are. Joy to the world! The Orban has come! Let Orban eat your children!

Save a tree. Delete your 'blog' today!