Hey Tyrant. You're NOT the oldest person on MFO. I think that dubious honor actually rests with... well, I don't want to make anyone feel bad. Annnnnyway...

Oh yeah, and I'd like to add that Michigan is clearly some form of America's hand. California, though? A leg maybe?

And one of my sisters is living in Alaska at this very moment, which apparently suits her perfectly because she hates people.