Yo yo yo, bringin' down da house mofo. Beatch don't know shit ya'll! Whak yo ma homies.... or something. Anyway, hello everyone, the super... persony thing Ian here. I rock so damn much. Anyway, apologies for the absence, been working hard at various schoolwork things. (nothing like having 6 weeks to do two art units instead of the 8 months you normally get. Doing bugger all for half the year is annoying at the end, remember kids stay in school and work hard!) Coldplay you say? Well, I don't like 'em but The Coral, now they're quite good really. Been a LONG time since I've been to one of them high class swanky big arena gigs. (Still hopefully waiting on Audioslave to do something here in top-class rocking Glasgow). Last gig I went to though, was a week or so ago. Muttley (boo!), Pencil Head (Yay! www.pencilhead.da.ru now sporting their new drummer), The Dangerfields (They be Irish at least I think they were, if they were law demands they must rock, plus I got a free badge from them), The Swellbellies and GBH. Old school punk stuff. Actually, I never really listened to GBH, but the Swellbellies have really made me near enough hate punk. Maybe it was the fact the singer and guitarist were both fat shits and had no shirts on, or because they just continued to slag off America and basically everything else really... Still, not too bad I guess. Ah well, my disappearance for the past 3 weeks or whatever has been explained. Now I get to fuck off back to my castle in Cumbernauld and plot something...

- Ian