I'm sure you've all heard about the massive power failures all over the Great Lakes area. Well, I've just go one thing to say: I'm glad to I don't live in Michigan anymore! Here are some other thoughts on the subject:

Nick says, "Yeah, apparently there was no fire, no lightining, no squirrel, no terrorist attack ... yaddayadda."
Sarik says, "IT WAS TEH DECEPTICONS!!!!1111 megatorns' energen kubes suked teh grid dry111"