I would like to eat the brain of "fitness celebrity" John Basedow. Listen asshole, no one is buying your steroid bullshit. And you know what else? I got some bad news for you, sucka, there is no such thing as a "fitness celebrity". There are celebrities, and then there are guys like you... infomcercial hosts! Yeah, that DOES mean you suck.

In other news, I watched Transformers Energon, and unlike Armada, I didn't want to poke my eyes out. It wasn't bad. It mostly consistent of Jetfire blowing shit up, which is fine by me. However, the scenes with Kicker made me want to kick mylsef in the balls. I guess that's where he gets his name. Really, did you guys have to give him RAD'S voice actor? The worst voice actor of all time? But, good news! Alexis is no longer jailbait! Rusty! It's your moment to shine!