Oh Iran, you wacky country.

How can you not love a country where it's perfectly okay to kill your children, because they're yours? You only have to pay a small fee. Like a parking ticket. I also enjoy that it's totally okay to murder a woman just because she has been accused of adultery. She doesn't even have to be proven guilty! Yes!

The only reason the man who murdered his wife after forcing her to "marry" some dude in an insane mockery of matrimony is that he also killed the dude. This sends a clear message to Iranians.

Accuse your wife of adultery, murder her, and then murder your children for witnessing it, but don't murder the guy she supposedly had an affair with.

Okay? Where do I sign up to move to Iran?