In more news-related comedy, a Houston teen shot his dad for having sex with his mother. No. Seriously.

I mean, can you believe that? Fucking... beating... I guess they seem similar. Kind of. Well, maybe if you are a 5 year old. But a 16 year old? You should know what sex is by that point!

All I have to say is... HAHAHAHA.

I know I'm a cynical, heartless bastard, but that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

P.S. omg u guys yes i did read teh hole article and i no therez a history of abuse in teh family roflol