Ooo. What have we here, motherfuckers?

This is truly bitchin'. http://www.yaoijanai.com/index.php

Even though it has yaoi in the URL... THERE IS NO YAOI ON THIS SITE.

Brilliant. Majestic. Genius.

Plus the name of the site is Ai Shiteru: Gundam Wing Fanworks. Ai shiteru is a Japanese sentence fragment. A proper sentence using it would be 'anata wo ai shiteru' which would mean 'i love you'. So this guy is a moron.

Unless he's trying to tell Gundam Wing Fanworks that he loves them... which is really rather twisted.

Let's take it from the top. This site has SONGFICS. What in the name of God's galactic penis is a songfic, you ask? Wankers take real songs and rip off their lyrics. They replace them with lyrics about masturbating to Gundam Wing porn or something.

Before I go on, I can't possibly continue if I categorize Savage Garden, Ricky Martin, Christina Aguilera, Three Doors Down, N*Sync, 98 Degrees, and other such intestinal drippings with the Police and Pink Floyd as these jokers do. Please, please have mercy. Sting could wipe his ass with all of them while Pink Floyd ate some crumpets and talked about their teeth. Jesus.

Getting back to the point, if you're going to write a masturbatory love song to an anime character, for Christ's sake, at least write your own damn music. Okay?

Fuck.

Do I even need to get into the fucking Gundam Wing porno fanfics? I mean, honestly guys...

I had to turn the magnification in Opera to 20% so I couldn't read the text just to continue. Then it occurred to me that their might be really awful pictures there so I just closed the window. I have no idea if there's actually anything in the links labelled things like "Lemons Mature Audiences Only! The stories in this section contain graphic nudity and sex." and "Doujinshi Comic strips!" because I was too frightened to click on anything. All of this (including the aforementioned shitty blog) was in a vague attempt to find some Zoids shit to make fun of. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. PLEASE someone kill these people.