Hey, I just want the four motherfuckers out there who rated us a fucking 1 on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being the best) to know that they can kiss my motherfucking ass, yo.

P.S. I know you just rated it that way because we made fun of your shitty blogs where you said, 'Sorry for not writing lately' and told us what color your fucking socks were that morning.