Bootiful People Blog Izt For Morons

Oh, here we go. This should be fun.

"the beautiful people blog!"

How come there's no beautiful people PICTURES here? You know... I think this is a lie. I think the people who write on this 'blog' are hideous. They probably consider themselves beautiful... on the inside. You know what? No one is beautiful on the inside. Our insides are all disgusting messes of slimey, greasy sludge, ooze, blood, and long stringy things like intestines and livers.

I like how EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ENTRY goes on about how they haven't updated in a while. Jesus. I hope you have bowel movements more regularly than you update.

I also notice a retard on this page named Emily. Any relation to the crackhead Emma? HMMM!

CONSPIRACY!

Heath Ledger? Very hot? That's not a name... that's a fucking writing utensil. Or maybe a disgusting form of candy that grandmas always try and pawn off on their helpless grandchildren.

Hey. Is it just me or are most of these moronic fucking 'blogs' written by girls? Someone point me at some idiotic 'blogs' written by boys before I call the entire fucking piece of shit 'blog' world sexist pigs.