Oh, maybe it was less than four, but I can't count anyway, as my barely squeaking by with a C in Pre-Caculus proved nicely in my Summer of Hell in Stockton, CA.

At any rate, MOST of you love us, according to Blog Hot Or Not, and we love you too, unless you have shitty 'blogs' where you talk about your socks and enjoying Gundam Wing pedo-necro-beastial-scat-snuff fanfic. Then we hate you. But all of you gentle readers who read us and love us and vote high numbers for us, we love you. Help us show the world that 'blogs' where people talk about INANE SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT, NOT EVEN THE MOTHERS OF THE 'BLOGGERS', THEMSELVES, ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE.

Please folks, help us stop Internet pollution. We've already killed many an evil 'blog' thanks to your help, and also Ronald McDonald. Stand by us and help us to annihilate all forms of twisted deviance like shitty 'blogs' and fast food chain advertising slogans.

P.S. I tried to post this before, but Opera crashed eating the post. Fortuntately, I had copied the text to the clipboard before doing so. But dammit Opera, that was not cool.