All right all! The Amazing Ian here once again, to pass on sad news. I know someone at school. He sucks. He thinks he is some kinda fakeblackmanafrogothboy, but he is not. He also thinks he is 'kewl'. I found out he had a website. Oh yes! Everyone, have a hilarious time at... http://www.luciferandreas.ionichost.com and laugh at the retard! His real name is... not Lucifer Andreas (though apparently he wants to be called this. Er... right,) but Chris Dempsey. FEAR THE CHRISSY! Fear his massive ass which has its own gravity well! FEAR! FEAR!

- Ian