MY FIRST DEATH THREAT VIA E-MAIL!

Today, is one of my happiest moments in my life! I got a... DEATH THREAT! Yay me! Now, yesterday I posted a link to one of the scummiest and crappest places on the 'net (well, maybe not, but it still is shit!), http://www.luciferandreas.ionichost.com and I posted on his guestbook. (Note: I am so ASHAMED! I made one grammer error I could see. *sniff*) Now, since Chris is so damn cool, one of his hip and jiggy friends decided to *wipes a tear from his eye* send me a death threat! I love fake teen Goth anger! Now, anyway, I'm just so happy! Here it is...


From :MICHELLE R RATNER (mrr4920@esu.edu)

To :"'ranger_rapier@hotmail.com'" (ranger_rapier@hotmail.com)

Subject :READ

Date :Wed, 23 Oct 2002 11:42:45 -0400

Fucking asshole I will blow your fucking head off I know where you live. Be afraid I am watching you mother fucker.

END!

My first hate/death mail! Yes! Please note the use of an .edu address. Now is this not a school/university/college address? Does this not mean I potentially know where she goes to? No idea really, I not very good with general computer/internet stuff... in general. Help would be good! Also note the use of a first name, middle name and last name. Great, unless she is idiotic enough to make a fake name up for herself, (I'm assuming she is a she, I've yet to meet a boy called Michelle), I know her name! Oh I feel so special! Now I need to make a witty remark back!

Too touched for words...

- Ian