Did you hear that scientists in Idaho discovered basically giant evil sea monkeys?

Yeah, they can lie sleeping in eggs for decades, and then wake up one day to go on a rampage of eating and/or kidnapping other shrimp, having huge shrimp orgies, and then promptly dying. Pretty awesome, huh?

And to think we used to feed brine shrimp to our fish. If only I'd known those little wiggly things were actually evil engines of destruction. Hey, that makes the episode of South Park where they crossbred sea monkeys and people all the more sinister.

And Monkey says they look like facehuggers from Alien. You know, seriously, if I was gonna make a movie about evil aliens, I would base my aliens on shrimp and lobsters and stuff. There is some really weird shit underwater.