Regarding Guinness, Ian, I have to say that it may well be the world's most perfect beer. I don't know. I don't drink beer. I mean, I HAVE in the past, but it's not something I get much enjoyment from, and the rampant alcoholism in my family makes it unattractive. My mom and aunt always drank Guinness, and I even used to wear my mom's old Guinness T-shirt to school in middle school, expressly for the purpose of pissing off my teachers. Oddly enough, though other kids were forced to turn their shirts inside out for having pot leaves or whatever, no teachers ever hassled me about my green Guinness shirt. This pissed off kids who already hated me, so that was a nice bonus.

Nonetheless, I fucking hate spam, and I'm really irritated that someone is scanning Masterforce.org, looking for things to spam me about. The only spam that will NOT piss me off is video game or toy spam, and only if I asked for it (like I did when I signed up for Sega's email list). Unsolicited spam is a bad, bad thing, and shame on Guinness for taking advantage of me that way.

Furthermore, my aunt STILL drank herself to death in her late 40's, and Guinness still had a hand in that. For the record, Hellbunny will probably be drinking something that has a relatively low alcohol content and doesn't taste strongly, and definitely isn't beer. Who wants to take bets on what she drinks?

Just kidding, Hellbunny.