Fun With Congenital Defects

Here's a nice fucking 'blog' alright. I love all the FUCKING PURPLE. Way to go, jackass.

I hope that picture isn't of you.

Just who exactly is your audience here? Does ANYONE on the entire planet actually care what kind of slutty and/or stupid clothes you bought?

You are SUCH a rebel for DARING to get on the computer after your mom told you not to. Next thing you know, your mom's horribly mutilated corpse will be found with your Winnie The Pooh vibrator sticking out of her ass and you'll be on the run, cowpoke. Just what are you gonna do then, huh? Well, guessing by the way you write, I imagine you'll buy (or more likely steal) some nifty vinyl clothes from Hot Topic and whore yourself out at the corner to support your growing morphine addiction.

P.S. Canada sucks. Just ask Casey Jones.