You know, last night, I used my wit and charm, and replied to Michelle with this!

Dear Michelle

I'm so happy! My first hate/death mail. Thank you! You've made my life complete. No, really. I'm happy. You know where I live? Great! Fancy coming over and introducing yourself then? I've only just got to know you! Since you know where I live, I won't need to give you my address! Oh what fun we shall have!

Love

Ian

Class if I may say so! Oh and apparently, the site got 3000+ hits (from 4 when I was on it) in the space of 24 hours since I posted it here. Wow. Probably a lie, BUT who cares. Apparently it was taken down due to use of prolific language or some such thing. The host (who the hell is Ionichost!? Never heard of them before in my life) probably visited it, went "Hey, this is crap! Why is it even on our servers!?" Deleted. Oh and by the way, that Michelle has not replied to me! Dammit! Oh and his Guestbook still works! Lucifer's Guestbook

I'm sorry, Lucifer's Guestbook cracks me up! View my amazing wit and charm (and one grammer and one annoying typo I made in my postings! NOTE: This may or may not be true, I've only noticed the two!) and visit it! Anyway, more reports to come! I'm still so happy though!

- Ian