How goes it, homeskilletz? Yoyo, I gots tha fresh dope for alla youz.

[UGH] I think I'm going to be sick.

The Reason I'm Going To Be Sick

If you are stupid enough to click on the above link, well, you get to a website. Actually... calling it a website is being generous. This thing is only a website in the loosest possible sense of the word. It's more like this chick walked around fucking every guy she could. Then she discovered after about three years of doing this that she had more diseases growning in and around her genitals than the continent of Africa. Now, imagine she was sitting on her computer naked one day as people sometimes do. All of the sudden she had some massive, disease-ridden discharge come flying out from between her legs. This mess slipped into her computer and somehow got transmitted to the Internet. This website is that discharge.

Brief rundown of site contents:

Main Page - Idiot ranting about school and fast food and metaphorically providing yummy oral sex to her close friend Flava. No. Not like Flavor Flav. Like some idiot 'blog' girl. LOL.

Pictures - I just have to quote this bitch for this one: "ok i have posted only one pic i'm too lazy to post more! yeah...we were bored in front of the web cam what can i say, we're stupid and here is the result :p" I can't argue with that. In fact, that describes this entire website. Go you. Oh yeah. I nearly forgot. You're both fat and ugly.

My Car - ... is apparently some shitty rice rocket. I don't know exactly, though, because the fucking pictures don't show. Dead image links rock! She says, "there are TONS of mods i wanna do to my car". You know what? There are tons of 'mods' I wanna do to her. I'm thinking two less arms, maybe a cranial injury, raped by pandas, that sort of thing.

Contact - No. Not like Carl Sagan's book and the movie based on it. It's amazing. You would think it was impossible to fuck up an email link and a message board link, but somehow this bitch pulls it off. Way to go.

Links - Look! Links to more shitty trash, if this wasn't enough shitty trash for you! I suspect these are links to her mentally deficient friends' websites. Look, do you really have to link your idiot cousin's "Look mommy, I go poopy!" website? Let me bring up a quote from the links page on this shitty website, too, for a moment. "check out some of these sites. don't forget to sign their guestbook...it's a MUST!" Ah. Okay. Hear that, folks? Go to this stupid girl's dumb freinds' websites and post nasty things in their guest books. Remember, it's a MUST!

Guestbook - Way to have a pop up there, sailor. Even the guest book is shitty. That's not good.

Message Board - Why exactly do you need both a guest book and message board? That is really, really stupid.

SLM. They say it stands for StarLyteMe (which is stupid and brainless in the first place). I say it stands for Stupid Lamers Masturbating (on the web).

I suggest you delete this website immediately before you embarrass yourself further.

Then with all your newly freed up time you can enjoy a lucrative career in the porn industry.

You know, because everyone loves pr0n featuring fat, ugly (stupid) chicks.