Time for another round of Spot That Asshole!

That Asshole, Spotted

This site is called The Scribs (sic.) Yes. That is not a typo. They put The Scribs. I could be wrong, but I think they were going for scribes. Fuck. The Scribs is, according to the welcome page, "Home of the Insane Fanfiction Writer Cassima". More like "Home of the Big Suck Retard Loser Crack Addict Homosexual Fanfic Writer Cassima".

This assgoat Cassima informs us, "Cassima's current fandoms include: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS) The X-files Gundam Wing Sailor Moon Highlander: The Series Fushigi Yuugi". Ohhhhkay. Right. Just stick that in the middle of the page without having it connect to anything else in any way, shape, or form. Just throw that shit right out and leave coherency pissing in the wind. The hell...?

This page is almost entirely (really bad) fanfic. The very first one on the page is a Buffy/X-Files/Sailor Moon cross over. What the fuck? How do you cross those shows? That's like a Barney, Terminator, Debbie Does Dallas cross over. Not only is it pointless and stupid, it's unworkable.

But, seeing as these bits of fanfic are all sexual in nature, I bet theme and continuity didn't come up much when they were writing things similar to the following:

"Mulder walks up to Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon gets super horney and rips off her clothes. Mulder fucks her in the ass while Scully masturbates. Then Buffy shows up and Mulder fucks her, too, while Scully licks Sailor Moon's clit. This is very deep and will give you something to meditate on and think deep thoughts about for days to come."

Then there's just plain shitty X-Files fanfic with [GASP] the suggestion that Mulder and Scully are sleeping together! How amazing and original! I bet that never occurred to anyone else ever.You are brilliant. No. Wait. I lied. YOU ARE MORON!

Then we have the gay Highlander fanfic. I can't believe this exists. "Oh Conner!" "Oh Duncan!" I guess this author didn't notice the 800000 chicks Duncan fucked over the course of the series. (Or the chicks that Conner fucked in each of his movies.) Yep. They're both flaming homosexuals.

Then we have the Sailor Moon fanfic. Since the author can't really have themes of making all the male characters gay and fucking each other in the ass, they had to come up with a new gimmick. You ready for this? Here we go. "WARNING: EXTREMELY DARK, SUGGESTED HET, DEATH" and "DARK, DEPRESSING, DEATH." and "WARNING: EXTREMELY DARK, SUGGESTED HET, MAJOR DEATH, GENERAL DEPRESSION, WAR, SONGFIC, CORNINESS AT TIMES". So, we have gothy Sailor Moon. Oh yeah. Oh, one more comment on the Sailor Moon shit. Check this out. "And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda - Named after the song; basically". No shit, bitch. You just said the band PLAYED it. Of COURSE it's named after the fucking song. JESUS.

Then we have a royal fuckload of Gundam Wing faggot action. This is nothing but Duo and Heero fucking each other up the ass, guessing by the author's warnings.

This is a really great Gundam Wing gay-fest. "Into the Woods - Based heavily on Midsummer Night's Dream... but not so much." I like how the shitty fanfic named "Into The Woods" is based on A Midsummer's Night's Dream... instead of the fucking play Into The Woods!

Then we have a straggler, a Fushigi Yuugi fanfic. Since Fushigi Yuugi is about scantily clad girls, again the author has to find a new gimmick since "all the male characters fuck each other in the ass" isn't really a valid theme when there's not that many males around. So we get, "RATED R, YAOI, DEATHFIC, SONGFIC, ANGSTY." That's right... GOTH FUSHIGI YUUGI!

I said it before, and I'll say it again.

YOU ARE MORON!

Oh yeah, and check out the bitchin' fan art. I like how Cassima even admits that it's shitty. If you know it's bad, why do you post it to the web and make the rest of us suffer? By the way, this is the fucking funniest thing I've seen in years. I can't tell if that's a robot fucking a pool table, a bizarre conglomoration of random semi-geometrical parts, or someone's sick idea of a joke, but that can't be sexy even to the most devout homosexuals on Earth.

I can't tell whether the two figures are both human, let alone whether they're the same sex or not.

The author leaves us with a request for email by saying, "Tell me what you think! I'll be good... honest!" Okay. If you're going to be good, DELETE THIS SHITTY WEBSITE. NOW.