Ah, tonight we continued our adventures in attracting complete morons on AOL Instant Messenger. We created a new persona for this event. We call her 'sexyhentacle'. Here's her profile from AIM:

First Name: ai
Last Name: Chitsu
Nickname: Sexy Hentacle
City: Tokyo
Country: Japan
Info: i am big sexy 14/f/japan i like hentai cartoon sex hentacles la blue girl ^_^ im really slutty, tho, i cant help it i like sex i wear short pleated skirts and loose kneehigh sox i think americns are really cool and all the men are really rich and hot i like older men no little boys im me

We also went to Google and spent a total of three minutes looking for a picture of a 15 year old Japanese schoolgirl. We found a pic with two girls in it. We decided to be the one on the left.

Here we learn that sexyhentacle is very jealous. Don't talk about your girlfriend when you IM her for sex.

TheClaw113: can i see ur rabbit paniets
sexyhentacle: no
sexyhentacle: i only hve 1 pic
TheClaw113: ok
TheClaw113 wants to directly connect.
TheClaw113 is now directly connected.
sexyhentacle:
sexyhentacle: im on left
TheClaw113: nice
sexyhentacle: tx
TheClaw113: ur welcome
sexyhentacle: asl
TheClaw113: 15/f
sexyhentacle: i lik oldr
TheClaw113: what baout u
sexyhentacle: 14fjpn but i lik adutls
TheClaw113: oh do u\
sexyhentacle: yes
TheClaw113: y
sexyhentacle: bc their more eperinexed
TheClaw113: oh ic
TheClaw113: hey my bro is here do u wanna tlak to him
sexyhentacle: is he gay
TheClaw113: no
sexyhentacle: okat then
sexyhentacle: asl
TheClaw113: 15/m
TheClaw113: can u handle a 9in cock
sexyhentacle: sure with my teeth
TheClaw113: oh very nice
TheClaw113: and what bout ur pussy
sexyhentacle: No way.
TheClaw113: and y not
sexyhentacle: im little
TheClaw113: so that doesnt mean anyhting
TheClaw113: a big dick in a small pussy makes it more enjoyable
sexyhentacle: or makes it bleed
TheClaw113: that do but i wont make it bleed cuz im skilled
sexyhentacle: i kinda dont believe that
TheClaw113: ok
TheClaw113: so go ahead and suck my 9in
sexyhentacle: boy thats sexy
TheClaw113: whay
sexyhentacle: i was being sarcastic
TheClaw113: ok
TheClaw113: so
sexyhentacle: do you like getting it in the ass
TheClaw113: no i dont
sexyhentacle: y not its fun
TheClaw113: but my sis does from her bf
sexyhentacle: she has a bf
sexyhentacle: but she wanted to syber with me
sexyhentacle: sick
TheClaw113: she is bi
sexyhentacle: thats still cheating
TheClaw113: so her bf fucks every girl in town
TheClaw113: and anyways they are breaking up
sexyhentacle: no shit
TheClaw113: uh huh
sexyhentacle: do u have a bf
TheClaw113: no im not gay
sexyhentacle: *gf
TheClaw113: yes i do
sexyhentacle: and u wanna seyber with me
TheClaw113: no
TheClaw113: all i said was suck my dick
sexyhentacle: thats the start
sexyhentacle: does yur gf no
TheClaw113: to see if u wold really do it
TheClaw113: yeah all the time
TheClaw113: know what
sexyhentacle: does ur gf no that you cheat with girls online
TheClaw113: i dont cheat wit girls online
sexyhentacle: then what the fuck did you think uy were doin asking if id suck you off
TheClaw113: cuz i wanted to see if u were that kinda girl
sexyhentacle: liar
sexyhentacle: i hope your bitch dumps you
TheClaw113: she wont
sexyhentacle: i bet she would if she got this log
TheClaw113: well im gonna go here is my sis
sexyhentacle: okay
TheClaw113: hey im back
sexyhentacle: hi
sexyhentacle: your brother is an ass
TheClaw113: i know
sexyhentacle: does his girlfriend have email
sexyhentacle: i wnat to send her this log so she can see how he treats girls
TheClaw113: no she aint got no email sry
TheClaw113: i tell her all the time but she still likes him
sexyhentacle: wll u should print this and give it to her
TheClaw113: i will
sexyhentacle: good
sexyhentacle: thankx
TheClaw113: ur welcoe
TheClaw113: my bf is very mean
sexyhentacle: Oh. One last thing before we go. Tell everyone about http://www.masterforce.org. :-)
TheClaw113 direct connection is closed.