Woohoo! MORE fan mail! We are truly blessed. Ready? 'Cause here we go!
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Date: Tue, 30 Apr 2002 23:51:31 +0100
From: Laurence Muspratt
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To: fuckblogs@masterforce.org
Subject: fuck you too
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Okay, folks. That's it. The friendly fan mailer didn't give us any text in his letter. The fun part is that I can't figure out what we did to piss him off. You know... because he doesn't tell us if it was his 'blog' we made fun of, his shitty website, or maybe it was his poorly typed attempt at pedophilia on AIM. Like I said, I'm not really sure because he doesn't bother to tell us why we deserve a 'fuck you too'. Since he put 'fuck you too', I must assume that we said 'fuck you' to him at some point or other. I was going to search through the entries for all the references to 'fuck', but that was a bad idea. After the 50th instance of the word I gave up. Then it occurred to me that since his email was from a bandofmonkies.org.uk address, maybe there's a www.bandofmonkies.org.uk website! Surely enough, there is! Hot damn! Wow! A 'blog'! Now, I don't recall any of us making fun of this particular 'blog'. So I searched our 'blog' for references to it and could find none. This confused me.

Therefore, I emailed him back with the following:

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To: Laurence Muspratt
From: Ginrai
Subject: Re: fuck you too

Fuck us for what, exactly?
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Let's see if he replies. I'm pretty curious about this. :) Maybe I'll post a rant on http://www.bandofmonkies.org.uk/ after I finish updating MFO tonight. BTW, I like their title bar a lot. It goes like this,"Band of F***ing Monkies". Boy howdy. I'll be sure not to mess with f***ing monkies, because those kind are much scarier than regular monkies. How exactly do you pronounce that? Eff-star-star-star-ing Monkies? Maybe they were trying to be badass by swearing like we do or something. I dunno. It loses a lot of the impact when you censor yourself like a cow udder nibbling tool. By the way. It's really lame using the number 3 to represent the letter 'E'. But I guess it's okay because Laur3nce and his band of f***ing monkies are pretty fucking 7331.