Sunday, April 28, 2002

Here was another adventure with sexyhentacle. We ran into this strange boy who claimed to enjoy fucking dogs. When I was in high school there was this persistent rumor that one of my friend's ex-boyfriends fucked a dog after she dumped him. Maybe this guy wasn't lying.

DoggyPorker: a/s/l?
sexyhentacle: hi asl
DoggyPorker: 17/m/ky
sexyhentacle: 14'f/japan
DoggyPorker: cool
sexyhentacle: do u pic
DoggyPorker: not of myself sorry
sexyhentacle: aww
DoggyPorker: you?
DoggyPorker: guess not
sexyhentacle: i do
DoggyPorker: can i see?
sexyhentacle: ok
sexyhentacle wants to directly connect.
DoggyPorker is now directly connected.
sexyhentacle: [Insert totally innocent pic of two 15 year old Japanese school girls]
sexyhentacle: im on left
DoggyPorker: very cute:-)
sexyhentacle: tx
DoggyPorker: unless you like really freaky stuff dont look in my info lol
sexyhentacle: whatz there
DoggyPorker: some pics of girls and dogs
sexyhentacle: ew
sexyhentacle: do you like fucking dogs
DoggyPorker: lmao i know
DoggyPorker: i like watching girls do it
sexyhentacle: ew im not doing that
DoggyPorker: i know its gross
sexyhentacle: y do u like it
DoggyPorker: i dont really know its just really kinky for some reason
sexyhentacle: do u lik fuking them in the ass while they fuck dogsx
DoggyPorker: ive never really did too much mainly just look at it
sexyhentacle: ur virgin
DoggyPorker: nope
sexyhentacle: lol
DoggyPorker: you?
sexyhentacle: tell me about who u fuckd
sexyhentacle: no
DoggyPorker: you wont know them i swear
DoggyPorker: lol
sexyhentacle: no just tell the story
sexyhentacle: did you doi it in the pool
sexyhentacle: or int he doghouse
sexyhentacle: or the garage
DoggyPorker: ive messed around in a pool and in a garage
sexyhentacle: details!
DoggyPorker: and in my old g/f dads bed
sexyhentacle: a real pool or a kiddie pool
DoggyPorker: real
sexyhentacle: was he home
DoggyPorker: nooooooo
DoggyPorker: her uncle did come over once
sexyhentacle: he cum on u ew!
DoggyPorker: no no no i was naked hiding in her closet
sexyhentacle: with his uncle?!
DoggyPorker: nope sorry
DoggyPorker: with her dog;-)
sexyhentacle: u fuked her dog! WOW
DoggyPorker: no not really but i have done it
sexyhentacle: u would fucik a dog
DoggyPorker: yeah i guess so
sexyhentacle: and you have fucked a dog before
DoggyPorker: O:-)
sexyhentacle: did the dog scream
DoggyPorker: nope
sexyhentacle: did it bleed on u
DoggyPorker: no she has had pups be4
sexyhentacle: u got her pregnant i thought that coldnt happen
DoggyPorker: not me another dog and it cant happen
sexyhentacle: oh
DoggyPorker: lmao
sexyhentacle: u ever fucked a pig
sexyhentacle: or a cow
sexyhentacle: or a goat
sexyhentacle: or a cat
DoggyPorker: nope just dog
sexyhentacle: or a hampster
sexyhentacle: isnt that cruelty to aminals in america
DoggyPorker: u?
sexyhentacle: i never did that to animals
DoggyPorker: there are no laws againist it and i wont dog it if the dog doesnt want to, and you can tell if they want to
DoggyPorker: still there?
sexyhentacle: im here
DoggyPorker: cool brb i have to goto the bathroom
sexyhentacle: do you eve n like himans
DoggyPorker: i love humans
DoggyPorker: more than dogs
sexyhentacle: then y ru doggyporker and not humanporker
DoggyPorker: i made this name out of bordem and curiosity (however you spell that)
sexyhentacle: sure
DoggyPorker: you got any more pics?
sexyhentacle: no my friend yurika has more on her comp
DoggyPorker: ohh
DoggyPorker: Click here, I dare you pussy :รพ
DoggyPorker: chicken shit
sexyhentacle: clikc here i dare u!
DoggyPorker: got my ip get
sexyhentacle: huh
DoggyPorker: then why was i dared to click that
sexyhentacle: cuz u dared
sexyhentacle: i dared back
DoggyPorker: but you didnt click mine
sexyhentacle: how do u no
DoggyPorker: cause i do
sexyhentacle: sure
DoggyPorker: wait dont click it im sorry i was in the wrong message
DoggyPorker: i got my ims messed up
sexyhentacle: okay
DoggyPorker: if you were to have clicked it it would have crashed aim thats how i know you didnt click it
sexyhentacle: thats why ididnt clikc it
DoggyPorker: cool
sexyhentacle: my link wont crash url
DoggyPorker: i clicked it
DoggyPorker: hentai rocks by the way (i read your info)
sexyhentacle: cool
sexyhentacle: what shows u like
DoggyPorker: anything funny really
sexyhentacle: funny hentai
DoggyPorker: they dont have that on tv here:-(
sexyhentacle: aWW here its on at night on tv
DoggyPorker: are tv sux here
DoggyPorker: *our
sexyhentacle: soundz that way
sexyhentacle: tv in japn is kewl
DoggyPorker: i wish i could get it even though i wont understand it
sexyhentacle: u get subtitld
DoggyPorker: wow cool sign me up
sexyhentacle: get wimx
DoggyPorker: whats that or do you mean winmx
sexyhentacle: yeah
DoggyPorker: is it on there
sexyhentacle: i think so
DoggyPorker: i check that out later
sexyhentacle: uh huh
DoggyPorker: i will i swear
DoggyPorker: i have ever seen a pic of a girl getting done by a dog? (just wondering)
sexyhentacle: huh?
sexyhentacle: that does nto make sense
DoggyPorker: have you ever seen a picture of a dog screwing a girl?
sexyhentacle: no dont want to
DoggyPorker: thats cool i was just wondering i wont talk about it again
DoggyPorker direct connection is closed.
DoggyPorker: bye i guess
sexyhentacle: ok enjoy that dog ass
DoggyPorker: not ass pussy
sexyhentacle: whats asspussy
DoggyPorker: not in the ass in the pussy
sexyhentacle: u have a pussy im confused
DoggyPorker: no the dog i fucked did
sexyhentacle: did the dog bleed a lot
DoggyPorker: not at all
sexyhentacle: did it try to bite u
DoggyPorker: no she stood perfectly still and moaned a couple of times
sexyhentacle: dogs can moan?
DoggyPorker: more like a grunt so yeah sorts
DoggyPorker: 8sorta
sexyhentacle: not a whine
DoggyPorker: no not a whine
sexyhentacle: a howl
DoggyPorker: no and not a growl either
sexyhentacle: a bark
DoggyPorker: not that its hard to expain
sexyhentacle: ok
sexyhentacle: u sure ur not gay
DoggyPorker: never been with a guy and never will be
sexyhentacle: ever bee in a 3sum with a dog and a girl
DoggyPorker: yeah
sexyhentacle: did she lick the dogs shitty asshole
DoggyPorker: not lol
sexyhentacle: ever eat dog food or dog shit
DoggyPorker: nope
DoggyPorker: u?
sexyhentacle: no
sexyhentacle: i figured if u fuckd dogs u might eat their shit
DoggyPorker: shit plays not my thing at all
sexyhentacle: have u seen ur mom naked
DoggyPorker: no
DoggyPorker: u?
sexyhentacle: sure im a girl duh
sexyhentacle: ru stupid
DoggyPorker: oh yeah
sexyhentacle: hva u seen ur dadydy naked
DoggyPorker: no my friend and her mom were always in the bathroom together
DoggyPorker: no
sexyhentacle: were u in the bathrrom with ur friend and her mom
DoggyPorker: no:-( lol
sexyhentacle: have u ever fucked a teacher
DoggyPorker: no but i had 1 i wanted to
sexyhentacle: ur gym teacher
DoggyPorker: never took gym
sexyhentacle: ur home economics calass
DoggyPorker: never took that either
sexyhentacle: in math class
DoggyPorker: science teacher
sexyhentacle: did he have a beard
sexyhentacle: qould ur cum get caught in his beard
DoggyPorker: no SHE didnt
sexyhentacle: would u fucck a girl in the eyesocket into her brain
DoggyPorker: ummm.... no
sexyhentacle: hiow about in her ass
DoggyPorker: ill give anal
sexyhentacle: how about if they chain you to a chair and slap u around al lot first
DoggyPorker: never done it so i dont know
sexyhentacle: can i call u
DoggyPorker: i dont do phone sorry:-(
sexyhentacle: aw ur a fucker
DoggyPorker: not a fucker just dont phone
sexyhentacle: ur a faoggt arent u
DoggyPorker: no but im starting to wonder about you
sexyhentacle: are u calli me a lesbian u asshoel
DoggyPorker: nope but that could be cool lol
DoggyPorker: O:-)
sexyhentacle: i dont lik girl
sexyhentacle: ur mean
DoggyPorker: thats cool i was just messing with you
DoggyPorker: no im not mean, why do you say that
sexyhentacle: ur bein mean
DoggyPorker: im sorry i didnt mean to be
sexyhentacle: yeh u did
sexyhentacle: i hate u now faggot
DoggyPorker: :-* no you would know
DoggyPorker: :-\
sexyhentacle: fuck off
DoggyPorker: bye
sexyhentacle: u suck
DoggyPorker: didnt mean too
sexyhentacle: i bet ur gay dog fucker
DoggyPorker: dog fucker maybe gay not one your life
DoggyPorker: *on
sexyhentacle: wih ur 2 inch fagit dick
DoggyPorker: 2 AND A HALF
sexyhentacle: i new u were like 12
sexyhentacle: ru on daddys computer
DoggyPorker: doubt that but i bet you are
DoggyPorker: my pc is better than daddy
sexyhentacle: but my dadd y liks it
DoggyPorker: likes what
sexyhentacle: u no what dog fucker
DoggyPorker: tell me
sexyhentacle: i bet no one lives u
DoggyPorker: think whatever you want
sexyhentacle: i bet ur a lnoely nerd in the basement whoze like 10 and all the other kids push u down at skool
DoggyPorker: ok can i be mean now?? plz
sexyhentacle: fuck u

And then we blocked him. :)