Tyrant went here, so I knew I had to follow.

Peter Pan Is Evil

This man has some serious gender confusion issues. Either that or he's a pedophile.

See, there's essentially two versions of Peter Pan. You've got the musical stage show and the movie based on it and you've go the Disney cartoon. In the musical Peter Pan is played by a chick. In the Disney cartoon Peter Pan is a little boy. And let me tell you, this flamboyantly homosexual man is not Mary Martin. He's not even Cathy Rigby.

WAIT! SUDDEN THOUGHT! Maybe his desire to play Peter Pan is an outcropping of lusting after Robin Williams circa Hook! Yes! That could be it! The incredibly hairy chimpanzee look must turn him on!

No. I changed my mind. Pedophile it is. "Look, kiddies, I'm your hero Peter Pan! Come back to my place for milk and cookies!"

And check this out "Donations Now accepted... ...to help with the costs of maintaining this site, while raising money for children's charities."

Tell you what. I'll give you money to CLOSE your site and I'll give some directly to children who need it. Alternately, I can write you a check for One (1) Ass-Kicking, Courtesy Masterforce.org made payable Randy Constan. Sound like a plan?