Addendum to the pennywisepunk retard below.

I just noticed that he added a new message that included this: "FUK TEH GERMANS YUP YUP YUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Need I say more?

Ah! More yummy hate mail!

X-Originating-IP: [65.100.213.119]
From: "Jason Bunting" {thurber_mingus@hotmail.com}
To: {fuckblogs@masterforce.org}
Subject: You are the idiot!
Date: Sat, 18 May 2002 22:29:39 -0600
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 19 May 2002 04:29:44.0330 (UTC) FILETIME=[CD02C6A0:01C1FEED]


I question the value of bloggers as well, but your 'blog' is really idiotic!

Here is a tip: if you are going to rag on people that you say cannot "pass remedial English," then maybe you should pass it yourself as a first step. I mean, just in the first post on your page, I found the following "remedial" mistakes:

" . . . beside the main coloum!"

Okay, that last word is spelled "column," not coloum!

" . . . who think there cool. There stupid sheltered life, with there nose and there . . ."

Hmm. Yeah. Obviously, you have passed remedial English. I believe you mean to use the form "their," indicating possession, rather than the form you are using, "there."

If you want to rag on someone, that's fine - but at least show proof that you are not in the same group you are talking trash about!

Thurber Mingus

Bad news, Jason Bunting. You see, we corrected that the minute it went up and you just lucky enough to see it before it was proofread. Guess which one of us wrote that? Yeah. Bren/fuck pig. Guess what? He's Scottish.

In other news... YOU ARE MORON!

Oh, one other thing. Have you tried clicking on 'bloghome'? You really should.

P.S. Your handle is stupid.

You know, one of these days I'll write an article for Masterforce.org, (the master behind this stunt which most of you are too retarded to realize) and it'll be because 'blogs' made me do it. Everyone knows masterforce.org is the lowest of the low, the scummiest of the scummy. Heck they have an ENTIRE issue devoted to Playbot right now. Only on masterforce.org would that happen, the shitty assed masterforce.org.

Also I am sick and fucking tired of all this "Ur DiK SuXoRs A$$ D@@D LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111" crap. Everywhere I see nowadays has it. Why!? Why, dammit, why!? I blame it on fools who think they're cool. Their stupid sheltered life, with their nose and their jacket! Go read some crap at masterforce.org. You might learn something, you retards! And if you manage to learn something from masterforce.org, you should be shot for being so dumb and retarded as only dumb and retarded people learn from masterforce.org!

My final message of today is... http://afraidofcrushes.blogspot.com/, look at it! It's like the average typical "Duh... I'm a cheerleader!" person. Look at the thingy beside the main column! "small girl.big heart.loud voice.big world.death wishes.and a dozen roses in the car." It sounds like some crap Goth poetry! (Also in masterforce.org this week.) And you like ska, for the love of God! Why!? Why!? 'Nuff said for me for today... but I'll be back... oh yes I shall with more witty and humorous remarks and you better watch out, you stupid ass bloggers, because I'll be after YOU next time, you hear!? So while you wait in your sorry ass room making love to some crappy Gundam Wing blow-up sex doll, I suggest you go to masterforce.org and send money to Ginrai, faggots!

-Bren

Addendum to previous post: Pennywise is for trendy losers. Go piss up a rope.

Stupid people ahoy!

Don't go there. If you do, you'll find mindless drivel like this: "ach shitty day today went to studios david wasnt there so no singing ......which sucked . i wasnt gonna update but kate asked me to so i decided i may aswell bhah but she is my sexual partner oh yes lol any way catch yae later"

You wish this "Kate" were your sexual partner. Unless "Kate" is code for "Thomas" and Thomas is a thirty year old shut-in who weighs six thousands pounds.

P.S. Girls are not fucking evil. You are just fucking stupid.

This place is bad for your health.

I mean it. Don't go there.

You'll regret it.

The page opens with the statement, "You secretly want me dead." Let me clear the water. I want you dead and it ain't no secret.

Enjoy your sinus infection! You deserve it! Your site is completely banal, you can't spell worth a shit, and like they tried to teach your dullard ass in first grade, sentences begin with a BIG LETTER. Like that. See? And when you're trying to spell "I'm", you write it that way, not "im". That way you just look like you failed first grade English. Check it. The Internet is still almost entirely a text-based medium. To communicate effectively in a text environment one must be able to puke out some resemblence of proper writing. You fail.

P.S. Savestheday fucking sucks.

Update: I retried and now I'm the 13th in the queue! For something I didn't even really want!

On the bright side, his download from me timed out, too.

Maybe karma does work.

Another addendum. The fucking transfer from this joker timed out. Grr.

Note to the world's populace: Being nice gets you fucked.

... as if you didn't know that already.

Addendum to previous post. Since it seemed like he was gonna feel really bad if I didn't download something from him too, I browsed his shared folder. Guess what I found? Well, first and foremost, there were lots of complete gibberish filenames. Probably in Japanese or Korean or Chinese or something... you know, characters my sad, pathetic, anglo-centric computer can't handle. Whatever. Then I get to the fun stuff. Ready? Here's selected highlights:

Adult{gibberish}Dog sex Beastiality (animal sex) Amy gets dogged...
Adult{gibberish}big tits cucumber.mpeg
Adult{gibberish}Big Tits-Office Fuck.mpg
Adult{gibberish}Cassandra - nice rack.mpeg
This sort of pr0n continued until we got to one that raised an eyebrow.

Adult{gibberish}Animal Beast Beastality Horse Cums On 2 Women...

Then the saga continued.

Adult{gibberish}Alyssa Milano (rare).mpg
Adult{gibberish}Alyssa_Milano_9b.mpg
Adult{gibberish}Alyssa_Milano_Beastiality_Horse_Cums_On_Her...

Alyssa Milano? Isn't she that chick from fucking Who's The Boss? I wouldn't be surprised to hear that there was footage of Tony Danza fucking her underaged ass, but a HORSE?

More...
Adult{gibberish}Barely Legal The Voyeur with Bunny Love Daughter with...

Oh God. I do not want to know what comes after in those ...'s. This type of horrible shit continues for a while, and then we get to this shit...

Actress Nude - Tiffani-Amber Thiessen(1).mpg
Tiffani - Amber Thiessen -sexy.mpg
tiffani_amber_thiessen_01.mpg
Tiffany Amber Thiessen - Buried Secrets.mpeg
Tiffani Amber Thissen - sexy animal fucked in barn with truckpitchforkmule...

Wait. Isn't that Kelly from Saved By The Bell? Where are Earth are they getting this shit from?

After about seven pounds of more pr0n (including the requisite Pamela Anderson Lee fuck video), I finally find the meager Gundam section. Nothing I don't already have there. Well, except for CG footage from some SD Gundam game. "What the hell?" I figured. So I downloaded the following file:

SD Gundam G-Generation - Z Gundam VS. The O.mpg

Not exactly the episode 18 of Zeta Gundam I've been trying to get for the past week, but I guess it's better than nothing.

Crazy ass Japanese people.

It's so hilarious when people who speak a different language than you try to talk to you and you have no fucking CLUE what they are saying. Like so! I was on WinMX, downloading more Zeta Gundam because I'm too cheap/poor to buy shitty Hong Kong bootleg DVDs today. This guy starts downloading an ep of Zeta Gundam that I already have off me. Alright, fine, that's cool. I don't mind. Plenty of bandwidth to waste here. Then he decided to message me and the following, very deep conversation ensued:

him:.........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
him:.........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
him: want to download okay?
me: Want to download what?
him:.........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: Uhm... okay... what does that mean?
him:.........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: Right. I saw that the first time you typed it, but it's just a bunch of nonsense.
{After he didn't answer for a while I tried typing again}
me: Are you suggesting I download something from you?
him:.........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: As you've said. But that is one long line of indecipherable characters. It does not make a sentence. It is not words. Not only is it not English, it doesn't appear to be any human language. Well, at least not any language that my computer is capable of displaying. What are you getting at?
him:.........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: Now this is just getting silly. Speak to me. In English. MAKE SENSE. What are you talking about?
him: yes.
me: Yes to what? What are you talking about?
him:.........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: I have no idea what .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B means. Please tell me what you want in English.
me: .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
Uhm... ?hables Español?
him: .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: Parlez-Vous Français?
him: .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: nihon-go de hanashite kudasai
him: .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: What the fuck are you talking about?
{Again no reply for a long time}
me: Can I help you or something?
him: .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: I don't know what that is!
him: (Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B(auto response)Thanks to messeage.if reply is late,please agree.
me: Please agree with what? What the fuck are you talking about? You're not making any sense. If you just want to download from me, fine, go ahead. But I have no idea what you are saying.
him: .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: Is that a file name or something? Because I don't have anything like that in my shared files. Are you suggesting I download that from you? What?
{Again no reply}
me: You smoke-a tha crack? u r 7331 haX0r? What language do I need to speak to make some sense out of that same line you keep feeding me?
him: .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: ARGH!
him: .........(Ž©“®•Ô“š)IM‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤‚²‚´‚¢‚Ü‚·�B•ÔŽ–‚ª’x‚ê‚é�ê�‡‚ª‚ ‚è‚Ü‚·‚ª�A‚¨‹–‚µ‰º‚³‚¢�B
me: Let me guess? The anti-christ? Already? I feel cheated.
him: I suggesting trade. Trading is Japanese rule. I learned from friends.
me: OH! NOW I understand. Thank you. :)

Domoo arigato.
him: Thanks to talking.You are very goodwill.
me: Hey, no problem. Download whatever you like from me. I don't mind. :)

The moral of the story? Trying to communicate sensibly with people from other countries is completely futile. They don't listen unless you call them the anti-christ. I love Japan. :)

Kat showed me this one stupid website where they have a BBS that's supposed to help people about animals. But instead people just make stupid accusations constantly and attack each other. It's fun! We lied and said we got an iguana that what was REALLY SICK and here's what happened...

Topic: HELP! PLEZE! MY IGUANA won't EAT!!, i need help with my iguana!!! < Next Oldest | Next Newest >


blogzilla



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Posted: May 04 2002,03:03

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hi i need some help

i bought an iguana from a petstor by my house
i picked 1 that was rilly tame and nice it just lay in my hand when i held it so i new it woul dbe a good pet

ive been feedin him (or her im not sure) lettuc and carrots

but now his (opr her) arms and legs are all puff-ed up like he (or she) is a bodybuilder or somethiing an im worried bcause he (or she) haz been tiwtiching and not moving right is that okay what do i do

btw i realy like dragonbnallz and gundam wihng does anyone else i namd my iguana heero aftr wing

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Sivander



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blog, I read your post an mention it to friend of mine. He tell me to tell you to feed dusted circkets and mealworms. Get it a sunlamp cause it need heat an cheaper than the reptilelamps at pet stores. What size cage you have it in, cause you shold keep i in a small cage so it dont grow too big. Hope this help it get better!

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blogzilla



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Posted: May 04 2002,03:37

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i got heat cuase my uncle jerry has a heting pad tht he usd bcause he pulld his groin

i used to lay on it wen i watchd dragobzballz now i put heerro on the pad when we wach gunadm woing i think he (or she0 likes teh heta pad a lot bcauze he (or seh) shakes all crazy when i put it on him (or her) so i dont need a lamp

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herpavian



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Posted: May 04 2002,09:50

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I am not putting blog down, but this is why the pet trade is in trouble! They are selling these "farm" iguanas to adults and children who have NO idea of what it takes to raise it to adulthood.

It has gotten to the point where baby Igaunas are so cheap that they are considered throw away pets. Buy it, look at it for a while, throw it away when it dies! (Usually within a month).

Oh, and not to rant on..... but IF ones does make it to adulthood, it gets so big they are afraid of it. The animal then ends up in a shelter somewhere, where they have no idea how to take care of it either.

For all those people out there looking to buy an Iguana, DON"T! Research the requirements for this animal first. If you feel yo can provide for these requirements, then ADOPT one of the hundreds available in shelter across the nation.

Thanks you for hearing my rant.

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Jim Dixon
Herp Kingdom
Where Our Herps Live Like Kings!
www.herpkingdom.com

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There is not such a thing as a tame baby iguana from a regular pet store. If they act tame that is the first clue there is something wrong. Your iguana is very sick if his limbs are swollen and needs to go to a vet. There are lots of good sites online that can give you proper diet info. Lettuce and carrots wont cut it . You need to have lots of different kinds of fruits and veggies. Get some full spectrum lighting as well. Make sure your ig is in a quiet part of the house to begin with so it will feel comfortable. Look at Mellisa Caplans site and you will learn what you need to know.
Sacha Skaggs

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4 replies since May 04 2002,03:03 < Next Oldest | Next Newest >

Hi there, kiddies. Okay, sorry I didn't put MFO up the next day, but I really couldn't. Stupid server wasn't in a good mood. Anyway, I got her updated now. Sorry for missing a week. Anyhow, this edition of Masterforce.org is ALL PLAYBOT! You know you love it. We know how you like it. Oh yeah, baby.



Also the usual fiction. Well, don't worry, because next week will be a return to normal articles and not just female robot toys being posed sexually. I promise. :) And more blogging will happen soon...