I found the best site worshipping the mighty one true God... Fidel Castro!

Fidel Castro Speech Archive

That's right! You, too, can witness firsthand the speeches of mighty Fidel!

P.S. Also check out the Orbanic Havana Scriptures New Tokyo Edition

Hey, Jez, hey gang. Looooook, I'm in the sidebar ;)

Anyway, articles hopefully soon, and I too enjoy the odd pie.

Later,
Maz

Oh my God. This site is great!

Live Nude Cats

Go there!

Yeah, stupid Tyrant and EvilKat and possibly Fuck Pig and all you other people there enjoying yourselves... screw you! Grr!

Sniffle.

We're so sad we can't go... :(

But you biznitches better come back bearing lots of pictures!

Dude, Casey, your parents suck ass. I mean, that whole dragging your ass to Holland thing was fucking weak sauce to begin with, but cancelling Botcon on you at the last minute? That's a crime punishable by either death or you losing all love and respect for them. I recommend feeding them rotten apples when they sleep.

In other news, I too enjoy pie. But not as much as Tyrant.

I just uploaded that new article for you guys. And it's about Count Chocula! I think I'm getting sick. Joy. Last regular math test on Monday, and then the final exam on Thursday. What a great time to be sick!

And I swear I'll respond to more email, too!

Everyone else is off at Botcon, though, for the most part, so I'm ranting alone. Sniffle.

I also noticed that the hits a way down this month. I assume that's because of our late updates lately. I'm sorry! I'll make it up to you! I swear! Look... let me just clean up some stuff real quick and I'll post ANOTHER article. Okay? Would that make things all better?

Ah yes. And attempting pathetically to steal my thunder we have more idiots trying to send me viruses. Impressive, guys. You do realize you're just going straight to the killfile, right? Today's morons:

icrontic (icrontic@infinity.wehostmuds.com)

Yes, thanks for the virus. Sorry I wont be opening the attachment.

Moron number two: Builders (Builders@dlance.cjb.net)

What is it with people using MUD accounts to mail me viruses? Jesus Christ, people, control your lackies.

Okay! Here we are! MFO 4.0 is up! It's not exactly what I planned, and although I still have some misgivings (like I'm not sure about this sidebar still because it kind of squashes the articles... but you can always click drag it away), but here it is. Please let me know what you think of it. Also, if any of you out there knows any way to imbed a frame within a table or something, please let me know.

Today (and finally on time!) we have a bit extra. Enjoy two rants from the mighty Overfiend, as well as a rant from me, and a really horrible article about really horrible combiners. I should be ashamed of myself... but I'm not.

Also enjoy the first comic in a long time (fuck... it's too long from the new reduced window size... well, fuck me... maybe tomorrow I'll fix it or something) and the first chapter of a new story, the long fabled Bippy tale. Oh yeah, and it's actually one of those MF 2.0 contest entries. Yeah, that was a long time ago. Shh! Don't tell anyone.

In other news, I'm really tired. I also had to not post about 5 articles I have ready because I just ran out of time and steam. I didn't have the level of consciousness required to type up about 10 pages of Masterpiece Collection VF-1J impressions just now. Plus I need to get up early and I'm late for bed. Anyway, that stuff will have to keep until next update. See you then!

(Though one of us will probably rant something incoherent here in this sidebar before then...)

MelissaTVM612@aol.com come on down! That's right! You're brilliant. Because you know it's so damn smart to send viruses to the fuckblogs@masterforce.org account. Guess what? I'm not stupid enough to open viruses sent to me by idiot third graders who have six nonsense characters in their email address. Way to go, smart guy. (P.S. Outlook viruses don't work on people who don't use that piece of shit Microsoft product anyway.)

I am extremely exhausted. I'm going to be dead tired tomorrow. But at least I finally finished digesting all of the Masterforce.org 3.0 and 3.1 articles into the menus! That's right! Now you can find any of our articles in the main menu at the top of the site! Yay! In other good news, I have the design for MFO 4.0 finished, and I'm ready to have it finalized. I just want the contributors to take a look at it, and if they don't have any issues, it'll go live on the next update. Await it with bated breath!

There. I finally fixed it! Yay! MFO 4.0 is almost ready to goooo.

Fuck everything. :P

Oh well, MFO4.0 is being a bitch to setup. I will succeed, nonetheless.