And the comedy continues to flow from the finest comedic minds in Iraq. The Iraqi minister of the interior just compared Bush to "Scarface" Al Capone. Jesus, Iraq. I didn't know you got gangster movies over there. Betcha they don't arrest Bush on tax evasion.

Ahem. If you hadn't noticed, I forgot to post yesterday, but you'll find an article for yesterday and today up. Enjoy.

RoBat, you're paranoid.

Yo yo yo, bringin' down da house mofo. Beatch don't know shit ya'll! Whak yo ma homies.... or something. Anyway, hello everyone, the super... persony thing Ian here. I rock so damn much. Anyway, apologies for the absence, been working hard at various schoolwork things. (nothing like having 6 weeks to do two art units instead of the 8 months you normally get. Doing bugger all for half the year is annoying at the end, remember kids stay in school and work hard!) Coldplay you say? Well, I don't like 'em but The Coral, now they're quite good really. Been a LONG time since I've been to one of them high class swanky big arena gigs. (Still hopefully waiting on Audioslave to do something here in top-class rocking Glasgow). Last gig I went to though, was a week or so ago. Muttley (boo!), Pencil Head (Yay! www.pencilhead.da.ru now sporting their new drummer), The Dangerfields (They be Irish at least I think they were, if they were law demands they must rock, plus I got a free badge from them), The Swellbellies and GBH. Old school punk stuff. Actually, I never really listened to GBH, but the Swellbellies have really made me near enough hate punk. Maybe it was the fact the singer and guitarist were both fat shits and had no shirts on, or because they just continued to slag off America and basically everything else really... Still, not too bad I guess. Ah well, my disappearance for the past 3 weeks or whatever has been explained. Now I get to fuck off back to my castle in Cumbernauld and plot something...

- Ian

Okay, today's article is up. Woo!

Wow! Listen to what Bush just said:

"We enter this war reluctantly, but we must zig! for great justice. Somebody set Iraq up the bomb. All Iraq's base are belong to us. Go America!"

They played 'Dreaming of You' on Conan. Not only did I get the US release of their LP (which only has like 4 songs not on the EP and videos), but I also got this The Coral documentary and this special The Coral card with a PIN on it that unlocks 'exclusive audio, video, and live concert footage' and let's me enter contests on their website. Where did I get this documentary and card thing? My friend stole it from work for me! Wooo!

As for the war, don't worry about the BBC or anything like that! MFO is your news headquarters! Didn't you see? Saddam rejected Bush's ultimatum, his foriegn minister called Bush a big poopyhead, and his son said us Americans will regret our fate, and our wives and mothers will cry tears of blood. You know. Because Iraq is going to beat up the US military machine.

Updated the Pee In My Butt! Records section of the site with a new song from New Trust Models and several new songs from Devil-Land. Enjoy.

Iraq's foreign minister just called Bush an, "idiot". Hee hee! You smell like poop Mr. Foreign Minister guy! Hee hee! Wedgie!

Monkey! You whore! Properly link, biatch! Open the page in a new window! Target=blank! HTML right!

Yoyo, this be Ginrai rappin' at you. I know it's been a while since I updated MFO, but I had a shitload of essays to do, thanks to my teachers being sadistic right before Spring Break. It's Spring Break now and since all my friends went to San Jose to do drugs and get laid I'm here in San Francisco all alone! Noooo! So when I'm not getting shot at in Chinatown, I'll be uploading hopefully an article a day minimum. Yeah!

Article number one is up!