Friday, October 25, 2002

Hey Maz!

Yeah, that's me! I can't believe I never remembered you! Were you not banned because of some really, really crappy reason? Last time I checked the group, it had no new posts in like 6 months! Is Jason still doing all the TF dealing etc? I thought someone said (When the group was still active) he was going to quit? Though most of his prices were bog standard UK dealer prices (READ: Crap) he did have some good stuff for sale at a decent price, and some interesting stuff too!

Oh and Amy. Since you think I am forcing Ginrai to say it (Yes... Ginrai's willpower is so weak, I can control what he does!...) I'll say it too!

If you're an English major, it's clear the language is on its way to extinction. Either that, or you're failing.

Happy?

- Ian

Thursday, October 24, 2002

Hey! I've got a great idea! Treetart! Let's be penpals!

Secret message to treetart: If you're an English major, it's clear the language is on its way to extinction. Either that, or you're failing.

You know, last night, I used my wit and charm, and replied to Michelle with this!

Dear Michelle

I'm so happy! My first hate/death mail. Thank you! You've made my life complete. No, really. I'm happy. You know where I live? Great! Fancy coming over and introducing yourself then? I've only just got to know you! Since you know where I live, I won't need to give you my address! Oh what fun we shall have!

Love

Ian

Class if I may say so! Oh and apparently, the site got 3000+ hits (from 4 when I was on it) in the space of 24 hours since I posted it here. Wow. Probably a lie, BUT who cares. Apparently it was taken down due to use of prolific language or some such thing. The host (who the hell is Ionichost!? Never heard of them before in my life) probably visited it, went "Hey, this is crap! Why is it even on our servers!?" Deleted. Oh and by the way, that Michelle has not replied to me! Dammit! Oh and his Guestbook still works! Lucifer's Guestbook

I'm sorry, Lucifer's Guestbook cracks me up! View my amazing wit and charm (and one grammer and one annoying typo I made in my postings! NOTE: This may or may not be true, I've only noticed the two!) and visit it! Anyway, more reports to come! I'm still so happy though!

- Ian

Wednesday, October 23, 2002

I saw over on Tiger Style's website that Spencer Moody, late of Dead Low Tide and Murder City Devils is working on a new project with John Atkins of 764-HERO called The John and Spencer Booze Explosion, a clear parody of the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. I hope it's good, because I loved the bands these guys were in before.

Oh, a couple of comments. The first one is with regard to Tyrant's explanation of who Jimmy Stewart was.

Jimmy Stewart starred in many a Hitchcock movie, and while I can easily understand omitting movies like The Rope, how could you possibly leave out Vertigo, one of Hitchcock's most famous movies? That movie is incredible.

The second comment is about this Eva thing and Danimal. First I'd like to say that the reason for reducing Neon Genesis Evangelion to Eva is simple. Neon Genesis Evangelion is a non-sensical, long, bizarre name which is difficult to pronounce. This is compounded by the fact that many people insist on "anglisizing" the name to ee-van-jelly-on. This is kind of stupid, because the Japanese (you know, the guys who created the show and the word) pronounce it entirely differently. Eh-van-gay-rii-on. Noting that in Japanese 'n' and 'm' sounds are often confused as are 'l' and 'r'. Also note that 'n' or 'm' sounds are very soft in Japanese. The "anglisized" pronounciation, in my opinion, is idiotic. Do you pronounce Mattlock as, "Muttrock"? No? Neither do the characters on the show or its creators. That's probably how it'd be "Japanized", though. I note that last night I was looking at my friend's CDs and she had a Japanese version of the Orgy album, Candyass. If you just read the Japanese off the spine it says, "Ogii - Kyuandiasu". Ohgy instead of Orgy. Close, I know, but not precise. And while the pronounciation of 'Kyuandiasu' would be something like, 'Kyandi Ass' it's still not the same. The point is, the creators wouldn't say it that way, so why should you? Because of this debate and other reasons (such as it being a bitch to type out a name that long), Eva is an obvious nickname, and certainly does not make you look like an insider of any kind.

Actually, I have a third comment, also about the Danimal thing. What kind of genetic throwback names themselves after YOGURT? That's the real question.

Awesome. I just went to http:// www.luciferandreas.ionichost.com and found a happy message waiting for me. Ready? Here goes: "The page you were trying to access was not found or has been deleted for terms violation." Check it out. We have destroyed another evil blemish on the Internet's skin. We are like the fucking Terminator.

Oh, sure, compliment Broom on the PIMB! update and ignore me. Lalalala. I didn't turn five emails and some pictures into countless webpages and none of that music is mine. Nooooope. :)

MY FIRST DEATH THREAT VIA E-MAIL!

Today, is one of my happiest moments in my life! I got a... DEATH THREAT! Yay me! Now, yesterday I posted a link to one of the scummiest and crappest places on the 'net (well, maybe not, but it still is shit!), http://www.luciferandreas.ionichost.com and I posted on his guestbook. (Note: I am so ASHAMED! I made one grammer error I could see. *sniff*) Now, since Chris is so damn cool, one of his hip and jiggy friends decided to *wipes a tear from his eye* send me a death threat! I love fake teen Goth anger! Now, anyway, I'm just so happy! Here it is...


From :MICHELLE R RATNER (mrr4920@esu.edu)

To :"'ranger_rapier@hotmail.com'" (ranger_rapier@hotmail.com)

Subject :READ

Date :Wed, 23 Oct 2002 11:42:45 -0400


Fucking asshole I will blow your fucking head off I know where you live. Be afraid I am watching you mother fucker.

END!


My first hate/death mail! Yes! Please note the use of an .edu address. Now is this not a school/university/college address? Does this not mean I potentially know where she goes to? No idea really, I not very good with general computer/internet stuff... in general. Help would be good! Also note the use of a first name, middle name and last name. Great, unless she is idiotic enough to make a fake name up for herself, (I'm assuming she is a she, I've yet to meet a boy called Michelle), I know her name! Oh I feel so special! Now I need to make a witty remark back!

Too touched for words...

- Ian

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

All right all! The Amazing Ian here once again, to pass on sad news. I know someone at school. He sucks. He thinks he is some kinda fakeblackmanafrogothboy, but he is not. He also thinks he is 'kewl'. I found out he had a website. Oh yes! Everyone, have a hilarious time at... http://www.luciferandreas.ionichost.com and laugh at the retard! His real name is... not Lucifer Andreas (though apparently he wants to be called this. Er... right,) but Chris Dempsey. FEAR THE CHRISSY! Fear his massive ass which has its own gravity well! FEAR! FEAR!

- Ian