Hey! If you hug Hellbunny she squeaks just like a little stuffed dinosaur doll!

What Hellbunny's not telling you is that she tried to beat up several Catholic school girls to steal their uniforms. THAT is why they're such bitches to her. Shhh!

And now that Kat has posted this, our 'blog' has become a real blog. You know, because it's got totally useless, boring nonsense... like the rest of MFO.

Thirty days has September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty one except February which has twenty eight except on a leap year when it has twenty nine. Yeah, the rhyme starts breaking down...

Yoyoyo, cats and kitties. This is my first post from my new home in San Francisco. It's cold and my class was really boring. In other news, I just updated MFO... including the (if I do say so myself) awe-inspiring McPr0naldland. You never knew pr0n could be so good. I expect a cease and desist letter from McDonald's corporation shortly. Fuck them.

Enjoy.