In more news-related comedy, a Houston teen shot his dad for having sex with his mother. No. Seriously.

I mean, can you believe that? Fucking... beating... I guess they seem similar. Kind of. Well, maybe if you are a 5 year old. But a 16 year old? You should know what sex is by that point!

All I have to say is... HAHAHAHA.

I know I'm a cynical, heartless bastard, but that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

P.S. omg u guys yes i did read teh hole article and i no therez a history of abuse in teh family roflol

Hey, you all know Casey Kasem, right? Guy who has been doing that Top whatever music countdown since before I was born, Shaggy on Scooby Doo, Cliffjumper on Transformers, did a guest appearance twice on Saved By The Bell, right? His real name is Kemal Amin Kasem, and it turns out he has a filthy fucking mouth.

I like him a lot more now! In an article in last year's Contra Costa Times, Kasem said of the expletive filled rant, "I'm not proud of what I did, but it is funny." It sure is!

It also turns out that he quit Transformers because he was pissed at a hilariously racist joke at the expense of Arabian characters. According to MF2's Wedge, it was the country known as Karbomya. Hahaha.

Fuck. That's basically all I have to say. I thought the long computer nightmare was over. IT IS NOT.

Fuck.

Anyway, several reinstallations of Windows later, I have updated the site. Hopefully this is done, but I doubt it.