This site is the coolest shit this side of ... BRAAAAAIINNNNNSSSS!

http://www.brains4zombies.com/

I like some... ugh... braiiiiiiins....

... why is G Gundam on almost every day but Armada's only on Fridays and Saturdays?

In fact, I'm going to rip out someone's central nervous system.

While I'm in a pissy mood, being pissy, let's talk about spam again. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON EMAILS SPAM TO AN ACCOUNT NAMED FUCKBLOGS@ANYTHING.ANYTHING AND USES FUCKBLOGS AS A FIRST NAME?! Jesus fucking Christ, Fuckblogs is OBVIOUSLY not a real name. The motherfucking email starts out, "Dear mr. Fuckblogs". How fucking stupid is that? Furthermore, I have no fucking interest in the "international Vladamir Nabokov society", and while Chimera was quite into that book at one time, I really don't give a shit about it or the author except as a reference in a song from The Police. I especially am not interested in it as a fucking pr0n site. So, to sum this up, guys...

YOU ARE MORON!

Please send hatemail to: zippogurl@WildThang.org. I hope we hurt that bot's feelings.

Last night I was just so happy to be in San Francisco. Now I want to kill someone.

I was just woken out of a sound sleep by a really, really loud fire alarm. Guess what? It was a false alarm. AGAIN. Now, follow this if you will. If we have false alarms ALL THE FUCKING TIME, how the fuck are we supposed to know when there is a REAL fire? Fucking hell. This building is run by morons, it's becoming more and more clear to me.

Hey, not to toot my own horn or anything, but my new song, Charon, is now up on my mp3.com site. So please hop on over to www.mp3.com/devil_land and check it out!

Here's your update, cats and kitties! I personally just want to tell you that Dead Low Tide and its mummy and daddy the Murder City Devils and Enemymine/godheadSilo fucking kick serious ass. Bad Religion's way cool, too, but I'll let Broom do the praising there.

So, aside from spreading our love for the Devils (and relatives) and Bad Religion, we've got some other stuff going down this week. Robat writes about them wacky Beastformers, we fixed Tyrant and EvilKat's adventures in Ren Faire-ing, Maz pursued his chicken fetish, and Broom got another Windrazor.

Oh yeah, and more Bippy and Optimus is still fucking drunk.